Thursday, March 01, 2007
♠6:37 AM
do not be taken in by a woman's beauty, never lose your head overa womanWhat the hell am i talking about ?!
Suddenly i pop into class,
everyone gives me food enough to last
me through the entire day
well much thanks for trying to
re- create the whole Hansel & Gretal gingerbread
house thing, cos i really appreciate it
Tomorrow, we're going to the incineration plant,
don't ask me which, it's some incineration plant
yes yes , i know what's going through your mind
Like how damn smelly can it get ?!
i hope shorty lee falls into the pit hole anyway
and that'll be the last of him
the good thing is, we don't have lessons tmrw !
and i get to go shopping after learning journey.
then then then,
today we were talking about things during geog
this is what happens when geog girls
are lulled into a state of boredom ;
-
Mitch : ehhh, you know in 2010, some company is
coming up with a robot that serves you drinks ?
Amanda : Huh, later become like iRobot how, so freaky
Mitch : don't scare me lah
Amanda : They all become bad !
Mitch : can you imagine if later, the robot rapes you
Amanda : Eeew , like eeew. Imagine having
robotic sexMitch : Haha, like "take out your clothes now"
Amanda : ohhh, and when they kiss, the human will get
an electric shock! Electrodes man
Mitch : hahha, "Ejaculating in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
Entire table : bursts out laughing
It's so freaking damn freaking damn funny
i laughed till my tummy ached,
but not a good enough excuse to go home, apparently
& i want want to go to Stacey's bedok house
so i can crash in on her videos, yet again
Read this ;
Mrs. Raj : Girls, don't forget to add in the local flavour
in your essays, like "beehoon" (vermicelli)
Us : can we write lah
Mrs. Raj : No Singlish Allowed!
Us : Why.
Mrs Raj : what are you going to write in
as an explanation for lah anyway
Us : "lah" (Singaporean full-stop)
eg. I was late
lahMrs Raj : No lah, cannot lah
I have thus deduced from a conversation with
shorty lee that there is no point in going to school
you go to school, not pay attention in class
and get scolded for not paying attention in class
Wah , might as well stay at home right
The stomach takes in all kinds of food
but some food are better than others.
As the palate discerns the flavour of game,
so a shrewd man detects lying words.
A perverse heart causes sorrow,
an experience man knows how to pay him back
your heart of gold dischargedand plated my silver spoonLabels: Conversation, Food, School
; this is why i'm hot